Shitbiscuit DARK Unisex Classic Tee

Shitbiscuit (n.) A walking disaster disguised as a functioning adult, crispy on the outside & absolute garbage on the inside. Usually loud, confidently wrong, & somehow always involved in shit they had no business touching in the first place.

You know exactly who this is. They walk in like they own the place, say something completely wrong with full conviction, and somehow end up at the centre of every situation they were specifically told to stay out of. Baffling. Exhausting. Somehow still invited to things.

That's a Shitbiscuit.

Part of the Vyra Luna DARK Collection — bold statements for the ones who feel everything deeply.

Details:

• 100% cotton — structured, clean, made to last
• 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² — substantial without being heavy
• Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders for a sharp finish
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Unisex fit — available in Black and Navy
• Sizes S–4XL

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