Fuckweasel DARK Unisex Classic Tee
Black / S
£11.50
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Fuckweasel DARK Unisex Classic Tee
£11.50
Fuckweasel (n.) A sneaky little snake who stirs chaos behind the scenes. Twists the truth just enough to dodge blame, then plays innocent when everything blows up.
They didn’t start the fire — technically. They just quietly handed someone the matches, disappeared before the smoke cleared, and are now very concerned about what happened. Slippery. Strategic. Somehow always surprised by the consequences of their own scheming.
Yep, you know a Fuckweasel.
Part of the Vyra Luna DARK Collection — bold statements for the ones who feel everything deeply.
Details:
- 100% cotton — structured, clean, made to last
- 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² — substantial without being heavy
- Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders for a sharp finish
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Unisex fit — available in Black, Navy, and Forest Green
- Sizes S–4XL
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |