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Caffeine UNFILTERED Unisex Hoodie
£25.00
It stopped working years ago. You drink it anyway.
Being an adult is realising that caffeine doesn’t even wake you up anymore. At this point it’s just an emotional support drink. And honestly? That’s enough. This hoodie gets it.
Pull it on. Make the coffee. Lower your expectations. Repeat.
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Air-jet spun yarn — soft feel, reduced pilling
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Front pouch pocket
- 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Available in 4 colours: Light Blue, Sand, Light Pink, White
- Sizes S–5XL
Disclaimer: White may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
Part of the Unfiltered collection — for those who keep it real.
Size Guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |