PhD in Bullshit DARK Unisex Hoodie
Black / S
£25.00
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PhD in Bullshit DARK Unisex Hoodie
£25.00
You know exactly who this is for.
SHITOLOGIST (n.) A person with a PhD in analyzing everyone else’s bullshit while remaining completely blind to their own bullshit.
Be honest, you thought of someone.
Heavy-blend unisex hoodie. Cosy, oversized, and brutally accurate. Available in Black, Navy, Maroon, Forest Green, and Purple — pick the colour that suits their energy.
Part of the Dark collection — for the thoughts you actually have.
Details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m² — heavy-blend, substantial feel
- Air-jet spun yarn — soft with reduced pilling
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Front pouch pocket
- 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Double-needle stitched throughout
- Unisex fit — sizes S–5XL
- Available in: Black, Navy, Maroon, Forest Green, Purple
Size Guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |