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Multifucktional DARK Unisex Classic Tee
£9.50
Multifucktional (n.) A person who is doing way too fucking much & hanging on by a fucking thread.
You've got seventeen tabs open, three unread group chats, a to-do list that's breeding, and somehow you're still showing up. Exhausted, slightly unhinged, but technically functioning. This tee is for the ones who are doing it all — and absolutely not okay about it.
Are you multifucktional too?
Part of the Vyra Luna DARK Collection — bold statements for the ones who feel everything deeply.
Details:
- 100% cotton — structured, clean, made to last
- 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² — substantial without being heavy
- Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders for a sharp finish
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Unisex fit — available in Black and Dark Chocolate
- Sizes S–5XL
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |