Not Trying Out for Clown — Unisex Hoodie

People think I keep to myself because I'm a loner. Nah. I've seen the circus & I'm not trying out for clown.

You've done the risk assessment. You've watched the chaos unfold. And you made the very wise decision to stay warm, stay cosy, and stay out of it. This hoodie is for the ones who protect their peace — with both hands in the front pocket.

Pull it on. Pull the hood up. You're done here.

Part of the Vyra Luna DARK Collection — bold statements for the ones who feel everything deeply.

Details:

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester — soft, warm, and built to last
• 8.0 oz/yd² — heavyweight comfort for cooler days
• Air-jet spun yarn for a smooth feel with reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket — for hands, snacks, or general avoidance
• Double-needle stitched throughout for durability
• Unisex fit — available in Royal, Orange, Light Blue, Light Pink, and White
• Sizes S–5XL

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