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Not Trying Out for Clown — Unisex Classic Tee
£11.50
People think I keep to myself because I'm a loner. Nah. I've seen the circus & I'm not trying out for clown.
You've assessed the situation. You've clocked the chaos. And you made a very sensible decision to stay in your lane. This tee is for the ones who choose their peace on purpose.
Wear it like the boundary it is.
Part of the Vyra Luna DARK Collection — bold statements for the ones who feel everything deeply.
Details:
- 100% cotton — structured, clean, made to last
- 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² — substantial without being heavy
- Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders for a sharp finish
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Unisex fit — available in Tropical Blue, Azalea, Lime, Sky, and White
- Sizes S–5XL
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |